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Well, this country boy has hit the big city ya'll. And can I just say how good it feels to be a Rammer Jammer belligerent bumpkin? Don't raise that finely plucked eyebrow to me Mary. You roll up in Atlanta saying you are from Alabama and they scoff. Oh how they scoff. But, in true antebellum fashion, I raised my glass, complimented their fine city, and held my tongue. I think. But this little skip across the state line gave me a few moments of enlightenment.

I am grateful for my true southern raisings. We all, I'm sure, have groaned and moaned about our bigoted, rural settings unconducive to our vibrant lifestyles of glitter and technorama. But please remember what your mama taught you right. We say "Yes ma'um," understand the impact of holding a door, and only speak ill of others with the highest regards, and put sugar in our tea BEFORE it is served to a guest. I surely don't wish to remain in the inglorious Bible Belt my entire life, but being raised here has given me something that I don't believe is commonly found elsewhere - common courtesy. No slow down you kind-hearted folk who happen to live in Metro-palooza who live this concept as well. I know there's always the exception to the rule. Good for you. Here's a scratch-and-sniff sticker.

In further homolgy, I have decided there are some things in this --- Someone just started playing When Love Comes Over in the Apple store really loud and my hips don't lie --- world that are worth waiting for. You may not know why you have to wait, or how long you have to wait, or what it is that really compels you to wait, but you must. You must wait and be strong. When you love something, don't settle for something less that is instantly gratifying. People have less respect for queers because we are are the instant grits of the dating world.  Instant grits are fine, but you feel like there was something missing. It takes longer to make pancakes or a proper omlette, but it sure is damn good once you get it. Then again, cereal is pretty damn fucking good AND instant. Let's consider cereal as the upper class porn star whore you rent for you and your friends one weekend in Vegas. Still following? No? I don't really care. What it comes down to is - If you find something or someone that means something to you that you would do anything in the world for, why would you let yourself just get frustrated and move on to something more shiny when you know it isn't going to make you as happy. Need another reference to make it clear? Okay dumbass, you could get a pair of Levi's pretty cheap and easy that don't fit nor flatter or wait and buy some R&R's or True Religions you know you want that are going to make that ass pop and fit your supple thighs. I think after this wild and romping weekend, I have been reminded --- Oh, now Beyonce's Sweet Dreams is on!! --- that I want to wait. I hope you'll wait. And one day, we'll be done waiting and have that omlette with the cheese AND the ham while wearing our Rock and Republics.

Something else I learned this weekend is value your family. As I tweeted, family isn't always by blood. Sometimes, if not more often, it's by spirit and alcohol. My family makes me smile. Sometimes they grind my gears, but when you can come in from a quite untame night, get in your panties, drink some more, eat your fast food and open your world with each other (Is this sounding like a messy orgy yet?) you have found special people who will always have your back. Value that.

Okay, well that's enough of that. I really am so glad to be getting some good response and feedback from you guys. I have much to do to deliver what I want CampusQueer to really be. Look forward to videos since I know some of you mo's are illiterate. I have more tricks up my sleeve, but not the kind you by drinks for at the bar in hopes of seducing them later. I'm off to shop and eventually find my way to Annie's Town, Alabama. Until next time, be southern gentletrannies, wait, and value.

Over and Out,
Campus Queer