Queerlings, are you feeling tired, weak, and flacid. Well fear not! Madge is here to kick your puny ass into high gear with her new gym. Yes. Gym. Madonnna has just opened the first Hard Candy gym in Mexico City, because when I think world-class gyms by megastars, I think Mexico. The gym is bedazzled with larger than life images of the pop diva to always remind its clients that they will never be as amazing as her. I mean the bitch is 52 in dog years and has a sicker body that Rodiney of LOGO's A-List. Okay, that was a  lie. Rodiney is sizzling good.

Now I can't let the entrepreneur in me not allow a round of applause for Madonna and her super-strength snatch. Who in the world would large cash wads of expendable income on gym? Gays. And who would spend large cash wads of expendable income on anything Madonna? Gays. Combine the two, stir, and that's how you make Oprah. And let's not stop the applause there. Oh no. Because what KIND of gay spends large cash wads of expendable income on Madonna-themed gyms? That's right. . . DADDIES! And there is nothing better in this world than a fit, tone, hot daddy. So thank you Madonna. I guess you could say this is all . . . Like a Prayer?? According to speculation, the entire gym is nothing more than a giant steam-room with a few cardio balls rolling around and a fantastic light show.

Madonna plans to work out the kinks of this first Hard Candy, using Mexicans as guinea pigs like an rich white lady would, and proceed to opening at least 10 more branches worldwide. At the opening, Madge was so kind to give the first dance session where all the participants were fortunately wearing edgy, black ensembles and professionally-trained dancers.

My rhetoric professor, Jason Black, shared this with us last week and I think these are the kind of words that need to be heard not only at the '92 Republican National Convention, but at the gay clubs of 2010. You are not safe unless you make yourself safe. It is not the disease of "whores." Mary Fisher contracted the virus during her marriage from an unfaithful husband. Today being World AIDS Day, you have to ask yourself some real questions. Have you been practicing safe sex? Have you put yourself at risk? And most importantly, have you been tested? If the answers are not clear, it's high time you make them clear. I have been tested. I know that I'm negative. Do you? There seems to be a great fear among my peers of getting the test and I'm here to tell you there is more fear in not knowing and possibly putting others at risk than knowing and starting the fight as early as possible. With today's treatments, if you start the meds early enough, you can lead a healthy, normal life and contain the virus down to what is known as "untraceable" levels. In other words, they know you have it somewhere still in your body, but the tests are showing that you do not and the possibilty of spreading it to others becomes miniscule.

For testing, I recommend that you go to WAAO services here in Tuscaloosa. They test for no charge to you and the results are completely confidential. They give you a highly accurate mouth swab exam and you get the results in 20 minutes. If you screen positive, they will double-check it with a more stringent test. If you choose to go to the Public Health Dept. or the Student Health Center, they will be required to report you as positive if that's the case and the SHC will actually send a letter to your parents immediately without your consent. WAAO does so much good here in West Alabama and they want to help you. They offer the test for a reason. Keep the power in your hands. Get tested.


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

It hits close to home. We don't often get word of things like this happening, but when it does it hurts because I feel like we have come beyond that, but some people refuse to cross the bridge when its so easy to stay on that same side of ignorance. The only way to fight intolerance is compassion though. I'm reading a book now titled The Fifth Sacred Thing and when war comes to a people of peace, they fight by offering the soldiers a place at their table no matter what atrocities are committed against them. With the holiday season upon us, remember that no matter what people want to think about you, say to you, or do to you, always keep peace within yourself and offer them a place at your table. And if that doesn't work then just throw a beer bottle at them. No really don't do that.

Our thoughts at CQ go out to this friend, and hope that no one else has to feel unsafe on their own campus.

Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Da-Dada-Da! Queerlings, I would like to officially announce today my intentions to compete for the title of Mr. Druid 2011! If you are unfamiliar, Mr and Miss Druid are titles reserved by the Mystic Krewe of Druids to be awarded in a pageant every year before the Bal Masque, which is the Krewe's major fundraiser for the West Alabama AIDS Outreach. Mr and Miss Druid are performers at the Bal and represent the Krewe at functions and fundraisers throughout the year. The pageant consists of New Orleans themed presentation, talent, and formal wear with on-stage Q&A, scored by a panel of judges. This year I plan to bring all things David AND CampusQueer to the stage to represent Tuscaloosa. Your hometown girl, Genesis, will also be competing for Miss Druid and we will be a force with which to be reckoned. This year the pageant is actually being held in Birmingham at the Rogue Tavern downtown. You will not want to miss it! Come support CampusQueer and Genesis as we compete for the titles and give one hell of a show. 


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Wow. I logged in to do a post and realized. . . this is my 100th post. I wasn't expecting to be a tad bit emotional about this. It makes me smile REALLY big. Because it's exciting. It makes me afraid almost. Because I wonder if I have done enough. It makes me giggle without opening my mouth. Because I had no clue what I was doing when I started this. What it makes me really do is hope. Because I hope that I have touched someone's life; given them their own hope. There are people out there to be your family. We are a community living, reveling, and growing. You have a voice that no one can silence and a right to be happy as the person you want to be. You are a CampusQueer.

It's fitting what I came here to originally post. Today I rolled out of bed to find something really wonderful posted by an old friend who taught me confidence to stand out and was the person who was there for me -- the first time I'd truly felt that in my entire life. And by very strange coincidence too. But his name to me is Hollywood Hames, his birth name is Dustin. And the video he posted was just him lip-synching Katy Perry's Firework. And it was really special. So what I took from that is . . . You have your own fireworks in your life. So tell them. All you have to do is go to their FB wall and record a video while playing Firework. It could mean a lot to them and takes what . . . a minute? Here's mine to you queerlings. You are my fireworks. Now go tell someone else. Gay it forward!

Queerlings. We are making a difference! On campus I have personally heard the amazing feedback from people I have never met or would think would be touched by the UA: It Gets Better video that Guy Fauchon, David Kilgo, and our very own GingerQueer, Glenn Halcomb produced and of which I was SO proud to be a part. Now we have another chance. A financial chance.

My friends at Joe's in Seventh are hosting a benefit this weekend to benefit none other than the Trevor Project. Don't know what it is?

The Trevor Project is the leading national organization focused on crisis and suicide prevention efforts among lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning (LGBTQ) youth. The Trevor Project is determined to end suicide among LGBTQ youth by providing life-saving and life-affirming resources including our nationwide, 24/7 crisis intervention lifeline, digital community and advocacy/educational programs that create a safe, supportive and positive environment for everyone.

 This Saturday, Nov. 13, Joe's on Seventh will open their doors for a night of excellent performances by some of Birmingham's greatest performers including Cierra Symone Campbell, Connie Lingus, and the Orginal Sin, ObSINity. All you have to do is show up, get in the door, and the proceeds go straight to the cause. We are gaying it forward. You were there. I was there. We needed support and this can give that young person somehwere in the country the support they cannot find anywhere else.

Just by going out for a night of fun, you can bring a light to someone else's life. Why would you not go? Okay, the truth is I can't be there for a priorly scheduled job in Atlanta, but if YOU can be there then GO. You are a CampusQueer. Revel in the night knowing it's worth it on a whole new level. Be a part of the solution. RSVP NOW!


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

I mean damn. There is just too much. Yes, Halloween is an unrecognized national gay holiday and is in a striking position to kill us all. Hell after I post this blog, there's not a chance of me being sober til next Tuesday. So with all the faggotry being thrown at you, CampusQueer is here to organize the events in succession. You will have to make a choice. That choice will be up to your designated driver. Personally, I just go where I'm told and pass out where I want. I hope you've got a plethora of costumes in stock or enough friends that won't ever see you in the same one twice. Until they see photos of Facebook, but by then you've duped them all and drank their alcohol. And here we go!

No One Mourns the Wicked - House party on 21st Ave. hosted by Tripp Gustin, Michael Dewar, Jonathan Alexander Duchock, Jessie Protz and Lauren Williams. Seems to be a big event, younger people, but I worry about opportunities for cop busts since there is such a huge guest list. Keg, hunchpunch, etch. all for a variety of prices (which is awful complex to me, just set a flat rate.)


HalloQueen 2010 - Where CampusQueer will be starting the night! At the L&N Train Station downtown, hosted by the Mystic Krewe of Druids to benefit the West Alabama AIDS Outreach. Party for a cause. Fabulous people and over $2000 in prizes for costumes including $300 for best costume of the night. Your $10 at the door gets you in and goes to a great cause and theres a full bar inside. Older crowd, but very open to us babies. 


Friday Night G-Spot - Hosted by Genesis with special guests Bambi Kira and THE Regine Philips from Pensacola who always comes ready to turn it out. Costumes of all types are always welcome at Icon (I would know) but tomorrow is not their true Hallow's Eve celebration. That is Saturday. And you never know who you might see show up at Icon. $5 Over / $10 Under. 


The Rocky Horror Drag Show at Joe's - If you're in B'ham, Joe's on Seventh will be hosting an after-party for the Rocky Horror Picture Show which is showing at the Alabama Theatre. Free admission with your ticket from the show. Huge drag show and masquerade ball at 11. "It's just a step to the left." Without a ticket, $5 Over / $8 Under






Halloween Weekend at Icon - Saturday is the night for festivities at Icon. Costume contest at midnight hosted by the Demon Goddess, Genesis. You can rack up some major bar tabs to get you wasted and ensure your costume comes off by the end of the night. $5 Over / $10 Under


Halloween Benefit Bash - I have to hand it to Paul Dease and the Magic City Choral Society, they are just a fantastic organization in Birmingham; pulling together some great benefits this year for various HIV/AIDS organizations. And this event is sure to be the place to be seen this gay Halloween season. Start the evening early at Avondale Castle, with drinks pouring freely and special entertainers along the way. Requested $20 donation. Official after-party at Our Place lounge.


Monster's Ball at Joe's - Another Magic City affair. Joe's on Seventh will be having the Monster's Ball (get it? mhm.) with cash and prizes for their costume contest of course. Party gets going around 11pm with they call a "spook-tacular show." $5 Over / $8 Under


























Happy Halloween Show at Joe's - Go out to Joe's for their usual Sunday cabaret with a haunting twist. Freshly crowned Miss Apollo, Felicity performs with special guests all night. Show starts at 8!

Final Performance of Secret Garden - Slow things down and go see the final performance of Theatre Tuscaloosa presents The Secret Garden. A haunting show of its own kind with beautiful music and an excellent cast. I've done this show before and will tell you its a little on the downer side, but worth the amazing music. Close the show with them and still have time to get your crazy on later in the evening. Take the link to order tickets immediately!

Other than that I'm not sure. Maybe just set up for possible trick-or-treaters? You know how disappointing it was when doors didn't have their lights on as you traipsed entire neighborhoods, scavenging for welcoming stoops. Or go to Quest and be a mess. Hell, run your ass down to New Orleans or over to Atlanta for some hot tranny mess! Whatever you do, be safe. I'm not exactly the one to be preaching that, but still. Don't die. And now for a special message brought to you by Chloe Sevigny.








Over and Out,
CampusQueer

So I'm doing my Kinky Monday FB Scroll with my headphones dangling from my teeth and one eye still struggling to close, when I pop across some interesting news. During the UA Homecoming parade, the LGBT group here, Spectrum, participated while apparently two of the male walkers were . . . holding hands. Disgusting and deplorable, I know. One responsible citizen voiced her concern for this homo-propaganda and even juiced up the story to ensure her credibility and chances of getting run in the paper.


























I mean Tuscaloosa News needs to put that bitch on payroll with such hard-hitting journalistic endeavors. I'm so relieved to know her 3-year-old kunt baby was not victim to the such sights fit only for a carnival sideshow. You know how judgmental those toddlers get these days. And I for sure understand Miss Brooke not wanting to be "exposed to guys holding hands with other guys." I will personally be handing out gas masks next year in the likely event that guys will hold hands with other guys and recommend we all take our civic responsibilities seriously and get our cootie shot at our earliest convenience. 




Fortunately a representative, one Alexander H, admitted homosexual and president of Spectrum, has come forth with a press release on the behalf of confessed offender, Tripp G.:

Well there you have it queerlings. Personally, I would have totally claimed the ability to walk and make-out simultaneously. Put that on my resume and suck it.


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

While this may not be new to you and hardly profound information, there is a curious observation to be made. Where else in history can you see the progression? Rights movements. In the last century, we have seen this same order of people who campaigned for their rights in America. Women's suffrage came full circle in 1920, Dr. King and Malcolm X led the civil rights movement of the 60's, and now the LGBT community is fighting for their own rights and each group is dominating the music industry of today. And what group is next in cue? Latin America. And they are already making their mark in American music and starting to fight for their own humanity in a country with the history of white males thinking they are the only worthy human beings. Just right there on #5 is Usher/featuring Pitbull, while Shakira, Ricky Martin, and Enrique Iglesias have already made strides for Latin music in America.

Draw your own conclusions, but it's true that dance is rolling into mainstream with a vengeance, proving once again that gays are taking over. Once popular culture is gay, then American culture will be ready to be gay. And vote gay. There have been a black president and a female president (Barbara Bush.) Watch out, because it's time to paint the White House pink. Yes. Thanks to vulgar, body-grinding dance remixes of "Poker Face" and "Commander."









Over and Out,
CampusQueer

I'm not sure what my fascination with this pre-pubescent black Miley Cyrus is, but shes got me done whipped my hair around her finger. And now there's a video. Well damn. Let me just show you some shit.

Queerlings of UA. This week is an opportunity. An opportunity to make our voices heard as one. With the recent light finally being shed on LGBT teen bullying, celebrities, politicians, and anyone who cares have been joining in a movement to let our younger brothers and sisters know "It Gets Better." I personally believe there is nowhere they need to hear it more than right here in Alabama and the South in general. Now is your chance to be a part of the solution. Tomorrow, Wednesday, represents a grassroots memorial campaign for the recent suicides of LGBT teens who were overwhelmed by the hate they faced. Really it is a day to remember ALL the young people who face hate everyday, and remember what it was like to be in that situation. And all you have to do is wear purple. Just a shirt, a ribbon, or anything. Just something for everyone to see that there is a community with open arms. Last week I asked people to join me in the National Coming Out Day project for "Count Me Out" photo project and this week I'm asking for nothing more difficult than wearing purple and turning your social media photos purple (as seen above). It's always about visibility. It's always about showing people that you are a part of something much larger than yourself and dedicated to progress.

And surely you have seen the "It Gets Better" videos and I know you want to make one, but haven't. This Friday is your opportunity to make your voice heard. Director Guy Fauchon, David Kilgo, and our very own GingerQueer are organizing a video shoot featuring a group shot on the steps of Gorgas Library from noon to 12:30. The more people, the more impact. I know you may have class. Skip it. Send your ally friends for you. This is NOT just for LGBT to participate. It's for anyone who cares. Send out invites and ensure that the young eighth grade girl in northern Alabama who is harrassed everyday by her peers can't see the white of Gorgas steps when she sees this video. RSVP on the FB Event right now.

This is your chance. Don't blow it.


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Football is a game for a man's man. It's all rough, gruff, dirt, sweat, and blood. There's no room for any sissy boys on gameday because this is day for men! So they say. I can walk across campus on any given day with a little pride in my stride, but on gameday the Quad becomes a deathtrap of belligerent boys, second-hand soccer moms, and general lackluster breeders with no other real value than unquestionable devotion to a collegiate sports team. They all love football and hate fags. And find such intriguing ways of stringing together a myriad of two-syllable words (and not much else) in order to make sure everyone around knows it. It's so cute to watch the straight boys act like they matter.

Remember, you're here to breed. We will do the rest.

Now to the main point of this little posting. . . yes, football makes you more gay. You know I love a list, so let's get right to it shall we?

1. Outfit Coordination. Any other day, you feel just slap-happy to throw on whatever the hell is within reach without much other consideration. Gameday rolls around and suddenly everyone is looking for great color combinations, interesting patterns, and much more expensive garments. You start the day with a fashion statement.

2. Themed Brunch. You arrive at your tented event with special hors d'ourves themed around your special day and have cocktails (in your coordinated outfit.)

3. Male Proximity. Usually you require a 5-foot radius with all other males. I have personally seen a table of boys who sat with a chair in between them and staggered. Confused? Reference Example Uno below. On gameday, it is very much tradition to let your bodies get close and personal, hopping around with sweaty bodies brushing so roughly, yet sensually. Kinda like the Quest.

Break-ups: The Series -- Kellen & Seth from Ted Tremper on Vimeo.

Want yours? Like I said, just visit scribd.com and the page has all the details you need to know to make your photo all rainbow and shinty. Do it fast. Do it now.


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Have you seen all those rainbow photos with "OUT" or "ALLY" on FB, Twitter, and whatever the hell else has sprung from the loins of some computer-nerd/entrepreneur genius? It's sorta like that damned "Doppleganger" week except this has a real purpose and doesn't annoy the hell out of me. It's part of a grassroots movement called Count Me Out with the mission to create visibility in all forms of social media for the days preceding, of, and following National Coming Out Day. The more people who do it, the more other people can SEE right there on their friends list the amount of people who are affected by LGBT issues as well as give hope to people who have not been able to come out of their own closests. It's extremely simple, takes less than a minute, and speaks volumes when we all join the movement. Visit scribd.com to see all the information, find out how to convert your photo, and post it for the entire week! I've got mine up, and waiting to see yours too! Let me know you've done it or I might even just ask you and I'll start posting them on the blog for a little mini-gallery of sorts. Do it now!













Over and Out,
CampusQueer

For the CQ article post by gay man, Michael Patrick encouraging gays to be more "normal," here's what I think of "normal."


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

I'm pissed. Have you seen the CW today? Yes, the student paper here at the University of Alabama. An opinions column entitled, "Gays should stress similarities" written by a student, Michael Patrick ran that basically says, "Well gays need to be more like straight people - "normal." Go ahead and have a read here:

Well screw "normal" cause I'm about to go TRANNY on this shit. Stereotype much Mister Patrick? Generalize much Mister Patrick? Take things way out of context Mister Patrick? Talk about something you can't and never will understand Mister Patrick? I appreciate the way you try to throw with your positive quips, but you really just kinda FUCK. IT. UP. when you follow through with, "it is not okay to subscribe yourself to a ridiculous lifestyle and blame it on the fact that you are gay."

All this really just makes me more of a Pissy Patty because its LGBT History Month. It's a time to celebrate our strides in equality and here this dumbass goes broadcasting some spew about how we need to conform to the "heteronormative." Bitch, we have been conforming to the "heteronormative" for thousands of years. Oh, and let's not stop with the gays. Let's make sure we include everyone who leads a "ridiculous lifestyle" and have them conform to something even BETTER. Yes, let's all eat our tuna fish sandwiches and iron down the pleats of our ill-fitting khakis and join the "Straight-White-Male-Middle-Class-Normative." It's going to be super fun I guarantee.


And I was doing okay. I was not seething perhaps as I read this garbage. 'Til the end. That one line really cut your place out buddy. "Gays in America need to make a culture adjustment; otherwise the next time a homosexual teen commits suicide, they might be holding the rope." I could expand on this, but I trust your intellects queerlings. That is not okay. 


I trust this young fellow has never endured "gay bullying." In his mind, it's no different than any other bullying. Well Mister Patrick, let me put it into perspective for you. Imagine you are young, and already feeling so different; that you are possibly the only person who likes the same sex and confused about what is going on in your head. And everyone else can see it. Imagine being bullied so bad JUST first and second grade, that you begin a chain of changing schools every year because his parents don't know where he can go where he won't have to face harassment. People say kids that age don't know what "gay" and "fag" mean. Maybe they don't understand it, but they sure as hell have heard it from their older straight parents or through MEDIA that shows them what it means to be a NORMAL straight person. And they see someone different and USE it against them. 


Michael Patrick, your article was written in complete bias with no shame. You feign understanding only to unmask yourself with provincialism, elitism, and bigotry. So keep an eye on your doorstep. If you don't watch hard enough, we may show up in our speedos, body glitter, and a tape deck blaring "Boys, Boys, Boys" by Our Lady. We may even start having a promiscuous orgy and snorting cocaine off a drag queen's inner thigh. I hope for your NORMAL sake that you aren't slightly turned on.




EDIT: 


So I've recently been tweeted that Mister Patrick is also a gay man. Wow. You really did us all a good one there. You sure did a damn fine job of assimilating because you had me purely convinced you were straight. How about a gold star for you? Hey, next time you want to set us back a few hundred years again, you just come around and personally kick us all in the balls/ovaries? That would be lovely. 


You personally reinforced the use of stereotypes against your own community in a public forum for a campus that already harbors anti-gay sentiment and just gave them the support to keep doing what they do. Thanks man. Really. Looks like I'm going to need to "up my homo" to make up for you. I'm thinking heels and giant white wings on campus. That should do the trick.


Over and Out,
CampusFuckingQueer

Oh boy. Oh here we go. Hold my earrings girl, cause I'm bout to lose. my. MIND. Michigan's assistant attorney general is not only the most pitiful loser that you threw a slushi on in high school, he's unfit for any public office. I give him two months before he's caught in a bathroom with a little gay pride all over his mouth. His name is Andrew Shrivell. And it's not just a blog post about UM's openly gay student council president, Chris Armstrong, it's a complete blog ONLY about Chris Armstrong and his "radical homosexual agenda." He monitors his Facebook page, videos and "protests" outside the college student's home, and generally obesseses over the boy. I don't blame him. He's cute. He started the blog in April with a beautifully edited photo (right.) He claims this college student is not fit to hold office for holding homosexual-friendly parties, what Shrivell refers to lovingly as "gay orgies." I think we need to be look at the grown-ass adult in a state government position who uses his "off-time" to promote his own lunacy,  radical Christian agenda, and insecurity of his own sexuality.

If you are curious as to where the Armstrong's "racism" comes into question, it is his recent tapping into a once secret organization at UM known as the Order of Angell, which now publicly posts its roster, which coincidentally boasts members who are female, of color, and even LGBT. Totally sounds like KKK material to me. The group strides to be an unseen force for making positive changes for UM with the help of UM alumni and university officials. Yep, if you are here at UA, you know what it sounds like. Machine anyone? The exception here is they are inclusive. Now while old traditions of this society had some not as politically-correct rituals associated with Native Americans back in 1902, I'd assume it's safe to say with the reforms they have made publicly in the last five years, being apart of this society is no longer a direct connect to racism in the year 2010.

Chris Armstrong, CampusQueer supports you. You are helping pave the way for equality in politics. Stand your ground and we will stand behind you. But we do not promise to not look at your booty while doing so.



Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Hey queerlings! This Sunday is a very special event in Birmingham presented by the Magic City Choral Society at the Alys Stephens Center in the Jemison Concert Hall from 6pm - 7:30pm. It is a huge concert that will benefit several HIV/AIDS awareness and service groups including AIDS Alabama, Birmingham AIDS Outreach, West Alabama AIDS Outreach, and UAB's 1917 Clinic. CampusQueer specifically supports WAAO locally, but each of these groups do great work and need our support. This is the information on the FB event that can give you better information than I:

     "The Red Ribbon Gala starring Kristi Tingle Higginbotham, Emily Herring, our all-star band, and both choruses of the Magic City Choral Society with Bettina Boateng of NBC 13 as Master of Ceremonies is the first annual concert benefiting AIDS Alabama, Birmingham AIDS Outreach, West Alabama AIDS Outreach, and UAB's 1917 Clinic.

The evening will be full of pop and broadway classics, new and old. Plus, the choruses will debut "TV Land... - A Choral Symphony," our first ever commissioned piece! You'll hear your favorite TV themes from "I Love Lucy" to "Law and Order" mashed up like you've never heard them before – and may never again. It's going to be a great evening, and it's all for an important cause, funding the organizations that fight HIV and AIDS right here in Alabama through local services and around the world through research.

Tickets start at $25.
Patron tickets are $100 and include a catered meet and greet pre-concert reception in the patrons lounge and your choice of seating anywhere in Jemison Concert Hall.

Call 205.975.2787 for tickets today!"

 You can RSVP here and learn more about the Magic City Choral Society here. I will be in Birmingham and really hope to make it. Perhaps I will see some of you there! If you can't make this event, there are many, many others for you to be able to contribute. Visit the Resources tab at the top of the page and find the WAAO tab. There is a link to the WAAO FB page to keep you updated on events in Tuscaloosa to benefit HIV/AIDS research. There are some GREAT events coming up including the biggest, baddest HalloQueen bash of them all! More details to come. It's never too early to start becoming proactive. We all make a difference when we work together.


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Apparently, the whole idea spawned from just wanting to make peach jello shots. Of course, only gelatinized liquor could have incited this damn class act of trashiness. Now just to clarify, me in the yellow up there, yeah I came as "peed on." Some of the creativity was quite shocking. Just to name a few, we had peacocks, a Post-It, Pringles can handing out actual Pringles, a pharaoh, a present, prostitutes, potheads, plumbers, just "posh," Pikachu, primetime news anchor Anderson Cooper, a pocket gay, and a pizza (and that photo is just too damn trashy for the world wide web.) So glad the gay party scene is getting back into full swing. There's no telling what's to come. A theme party is the thing of my wet dreams. Thanks Mariana and Chi-Chi, our lovely hostesses. So who's next? Can you throw the biggest bash of the semester? Come December, I will be the judge of that.


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

I'm sure most of us recall a time in high school where we felt somewhat alone, harrassed for being different, or afraid of what it meant to be homosexual, bisexual, or transgender. I personally experienced it beginning in grade school and onwards. Some people don't believe that and say small children don't know what "gay" is or implies. Well they do recognize something different and use it. I definitely know it only gets worse in high school, during awkward years of puberty mixed with a more common understanding of what homosexuality really is. Gay columnist, Dan Savage, has started a really moving project called "It Gets Better." It's a compilation of videos right on YouTube of queers with lives, families, careers, and futures. It's a big flag hoisted to young teens feeling lost to say, "Hey! Look at me. I've been there. Look where I am now! It. gets. better." You can go to Dan's site and read more about what he has to say for the project and how it can you can gay it forward. As Dan posted, Harvey Milk always said, "You gotta' give 'em hope."

As the mother who sent me this video told me, "My son is my son. His being gay doesn't change that. If anything it makes me MORE appreciative and proud of him." Beautiful words. I know we don't all get to hear that from our mothers. But someone does and that's beautiful. For her son and for all the others teenagers out there wondering if tomorrow is worth it, we have to let them know, "It Gets Better."


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Well, I mean damn. I don't know what mix of autotune and Keebler elf magic went into making this 10 year old bish sound so good, but I have to admit she's working it. Now trust and believe my little shnukums will not be in a recording studio. She will be too busy swimming laps with Michael Phelps, training to win the gold. I personally cannot wait to see the trainwreck this spawn of Mr. Smith becomes. He thought an army of rogue robots was killer. Psh. This little cunt-in-the-making is gonna walk all over his ass.


Over and Out,
CampusQueer