Dry those tears little queers. I know we start classes today and you all are stomping your feet and poking that fat lip out, but I'll have none of that. Be excited to have the chance to get back to work, be back on a schedule, and have something to do with your life other than map out what plastic surgeries your want or some of you need. We are National Champions! Now, you and I may not have done shit to call ourselves National Champions, but hell, what's wrong with a little coat-tail riding for a some self-esteem once every few days? Embrace that idea to do extraordinary things this semester. Statistically, we faggots are better students than the breeders as far as males go. Oh, and sorry Judy's but that statistic is opposite for ya'll. Pick up the pace will ya? Thanks. Personally, I am shooting for President's List this semester and with Microeconomics on my schedule, that is a slightly daunting task. But it's like I said, put yourself in a frame of mind that you ARE a National Champion. Work hard like a champion. Show up to class looking like a champion too for Cher's sake. Sweat pants are made for doing things that make you sweat! Please respect yourself enough and dress like you are being seen in public, since you are. Hellur. 

On the note of being a champion. Your CampusQueer was hosted by the always hospitable Nathan and Miss Callie to watch our boys capture #13 this past Thursday. Misster Mackey and I even arrived with roses in hand for the Rose Bowl. Football - just another reason to accessorize. It was a revelrous night indeed as we brought down the Longhorns 37-21. Another flag to raise. Another statue for the Walk of Champions.














And if you didn't attend First Friday at the L&N Station this past Friday, you missed a HELL of a Command Performance for the King and Queen Druid. Not only did you miss the ultra fabulous return of Sheridan Grant, but also the return of Scandalous with Misster Mackey and your CampusQueer backup dancing for Tik Tok and Bad Romance. Photos and videos will be surfacing in the coming days.  

Good luck this week mah ladies. It's just school. It's what we're hear for. It's not like it's the real world or anything. Jeez.

Over and Out,
CampusQueer