Hold up. Wait a minute. It's the CampusQueer Vanity Hour. So I am one of the models for the Birmingham AVEDA Institute's hair show this coming Thursday as part of their grand opening celebration. Well, I get a little phone call last Friday that tells me they want to use me on one of their ABC 33/40 segment, which aired this morning. Basically, what all that entails is me getting up at 5 in the morning, arriving at AVEDA at 6. I get hair and make-up done, wait around for the two chicks to get primped, and cart off to the news station. We sit on a couch, watching the ABC national morning broadcast and I have to make sure to include my daily Gaga rant -- which was especially testy this morning due to last night's  rape and pillage at the Grammys by the AntiChrist also know as Taylor Swift. Wait, let me focus again. Right then. So after I have already dozed off and jerked my head up to regain consciousness several times, they take us back to the studio. And I stand. It's what I do. It's what I'm good at. I even throw in a few smiles "for the ladies" apparently (notice my mocking smirk in the vid) I'll not raise cain of the heterocentricity present. Whatevs.