wine wednesday
1:00 PM
Posted by The Queer
So that ole' Lady JaJa came by this past Sunday for a an impromptu celebration for Our Lady's burfenday, but as she was totting on out, his tranny ass suggested the CQ to host a weekly wine wednesday. It didn't take much consideration at all and 72 hours later we were in the throes of a terrific soiree complete with wine, cheese, and some drunk freshmen. I knew we were in trouble though when the house mother, Sheridan Grant showed up with two bottles of vodka. As if it wasn't bad enough that the week wasn't already tainted with Gen & Juice on Tuesday nights, but now we just continue it on into Wednesdays as well. So trashy. We even had some straight people bouncing up in there with their absolutely lovely Arbor Mist. . .I hope all their queer questions were resolved, such as "Why do you act girly and call each other "gurl" if you don't like them?" Silly straight people. Thanks
to everyone who came out and was able to see themselves out. Love to
all our freshmen who projectile vomited across all corners of campus.
"Raise a glass to men, to all the broken hearts of all my fucked up friends!"
It's okay you spilled merlot on my carpet. Just expect photos like these to surface. Parker is our Drunk Bitch of the week.
Over and Out,
CampusQueer
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