Of What's To Come

My word where does the time go? A whole week since posting? Unheard of! Deplorable! Whatever. So I mentioned on the Facebook that interim classes were getting in my way. No lie. 8am-noon on Mondays through Thursday. It can really dampen the spirits of a young socialite as myself, even if it is the absolutely most useful and educating class I have taken this far at the Capstone. I try to ignore my scholarly obligation, however, when the moon shines on my soul and turn up a good bottle of merlot anygay. There's a strange air in town. I feel the emptiness where once so many of my queers were always afoot. No wine wednesdays or parties around every corner is just straight up depressing.

But moving right along, I would like to introduce a little project persay. Last semester there was a heavy theme of the social scene. I wanted to really promote an outward and unabashed identity that was present in the Druid City. We need that. We need to see each other not afraid to be who we are. Someone from Birmingham once argued that there can't be a gay scene in Tuscaloosa and that I only thought that because I was one of the very few who was comfortable with being so out. Now I think CampusQueer, with your help, has disproved that. We went from Guerilla Gay Bar and First Friday once a month, to Gen & Juice once a week, to having our own damn bar again, not seen since the days of yore at Michael's.  I don't know if any of you have realized but that is a HUGE fucking deal. Don't take it for granted. Support your queer events! I'm proud of the progress we are making!

Now back to that little project I mentioned. I want to take the summer to investigate this town and what it has to offer it. Kinda like a travel guide for the T. I want to promote a sense of community too. So beginning soon, perhaps after this horrific interim, I want to bring to you CampusQueer's "What's the 'T'?" It's still all in the works and depends on cooperation from local businesses, but who can deny free advertising? Even if it is directed towards a bunch of loose-lipped queens, jort-wearing lumberjacks, hags, fags, and trannies of all shapes and sizes. We are damn good business I'd say. Stay tuned and let's make this happen. I'll continue to see you OutAbout!

Over and Out,
CampusQueer

No One Understands You Like Mom







So for this very special Mother's Day 2010, I thought I'd share a little some thing about me and my mother. A little insight perhaps. Let's discuss the topic of my gay self and my mother. It's an odd situation. She knows. I know she knows. Everyone knows. But it is highly unspoken. It all starts back in my wee days. I can distinctly recall a day on the way to church when my mother looked at me sternly with a finely penciled arched brow and instructed me, "David, could you please not act so damn . . . silly today?" Translated this should be read: "Don't fag out you little ass-pirate!"Cue to freshman year in high school when mother finds where I've been looking up information about homosexuality online. And sophomore year when she found when I'd been looking at gay porn. And junior year when she found where I'd been looking at gay porn. Each time ended with a very long conversation in which she is angry with me, asks me what the Bible says about it, and asking what is wrong with me. Each time I never spoke, looked at the floor, and waited for her to say what she needed to say. I never spoke about being gay for the record. Until I came to UA, I never spoke to anyone about it. A very trying time indeed. Don't judge her yet, I implore you. There's hope yet.

There seems to have been a shift. She uses the word "fabulous" an awful lot as of late. Last Decemeber we were at the loft and she rifles through the credit card bill and asks, "What exactly is the Jungle?" I've used her computer to do CQ posts so much that if you so much as look at the "C" on the keyboard, CampusQueer pops up. I'm trying to reach out and make a bridge and I know she is too. It's not about coming out to her. That's done. Now it's just a matter of acceptance and dialogue. Can we ever cross that line? I think so. She is an amazing woman. I love her. We are closer than ever these days. I just need to know that I can bring a boyfriend to Thanksgiving dinner so that she can love them too, you know. And that I can talk to her and not censor myself whenever she is around. This all cues me to wonder what YOUR situations are like. Who is out? Who completely hides it? Who goes boy-watching together? We all think we know each other, but some have these separate lives they lead to keep the waters still on the homefront. Whatever you may do, be happy with you. That is all the Queer can ask.

Happy Mother's day to all out there. Biological mothers, second mothers, drag mothers, whatever. Where ever your mother may be, smile for her. She will smile back.

Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Manic Mondays the Right Way



Drunk Bitch of the Week: A Real Bitch and a Real Lady

Found a real piece of work this time around at Icon. This bitch tried to get in my face outside when I was getting onto her other friend's drunk bitch-ass for trying to drive home waste-faced. So what if I was slapping him around to get his attention? Apparently I was the only one who cared about him driving drunk/doing things he shouldn't. And I don't even really like him. So to you gurl, you are tragic. Your top was tragic. Stay the fuck out.

She's my Phi Mu sister. She dearly wanted to be DBotW. Who could say "No" to a face like that? Congrats Laura! 


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

OutAbout: Dead Week Has Never Been More Alive

I am exhausted girl. It has been one hell of a weekend. Seeing all your beautiful faces and reveling in the end of an amazing semester was just tee-top-terrific. I wish Spring '10 could last just a little longer. One more Guerilla. One more wine wednesday. One more of it all. I have a lot of things I want to say right now, but I'll save that for the special day on Thursday: the one semester anniversary of CQ! So stay tuned. And now onwards to the OutAbout scrapbook.




Dance Alabama! End of the Year Party: Sponsored by Ricky Martin, Homosexual

This night ended in a signature David blackout. Great punch apparently! 



APO's (Guerilla Theatre) Alphies After Party!
Very special people. And had to get a shot with Jake Boyd. Jake is officially Spring '10's "It Boy." I have not gone one day without some homosexual telling me how hard they were for him. Perhaps it's because of his HUGE . . . talent? 



G-Spot at Icon: Featuring Scandalous and Necole Luv Dupree
Didn't get to bed 'til 7am. Absurd night. Breaking into friend's trucks with plastic knives. Hookah bar late night crave fix. Cop hat for all. And a Drunk Bitch of the Week found! Soon to be revealed. (This one was a actual bitch too. Could cut her.)



Shelby Sams B'day Bash / Marriage to Samantha Steel
HotMess of a fake tranny wedding in the heart of Alabama. It's what God intended right? Happy Burfenday Shelby! 



Spectrum, Icon, Brickhouse, and Capstone Alliance present LoveGame Spring Gayla
Had a blast emceeing the night along with Bambi Kira. We raised alot of money for WAAO and so glad to see such a great turnout and thanks to the good sports in the date auction! 



Final Guerilla of the Year

So I didn't want to sit there taking photos of all the senior send-offs first off. And I stepped a foot right at the beginning of the intermission after leaving LoveGame. Otherwise, I just wanted to officially say "THANK YOU!" to the amazing people of Guerilla Theatre who, once a month, bring us into the round at Allen Bales and share everything the have to offer just for us. Everytime I go, Guerilla is just the antidote I need for anything and everything. I leave filled up with absolute inspiration and deep satisfaction for my life, except for not being up on stage with you (which I plan to change next year.) And to the seniors, well I sure as hell expect your underlings to step up to what you made so amazing this year. And of course we love our hosts, the president and vice-president of APO, Glenn (official GingerQueer) and Mistah Bobbi. Congratulations to the new APO officers pictured to the right. Give us what we crave! And "All the Things That I've Done" was something I will forever remember from last night. Again, thank you so much. You made me laugh, cry, scream out, and pee my pants a little bit during "Buttons." 

And today started the seniors' final cabarets, featuring Dianna Duffy. Opening with one of my favorites songs from Scot Alan (from a recent CQ post) as well as "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from Disney's The Little Mermaid on Broadway. She was spectacular. She will definitely be missed from the UA stage. I'm glad to have come to know her this past month and wish it could have been more. I missed the next performance at 5 to meet mother in Hoover, but will keep you informed on the FB of upcoming cabaret's this week. Last about an hour and are free and are amazing! A worthy break from finals for sure. 


I should probably start doing some studying, but that's not the CampusQueer style. Jetting off to a party hosted by Scandalous! Thank you to everyone who made my weekend complete. 



Over and Out,
CampusQueer

social scene: 4.30/5.1






Yeah. I am literally leaving to go to all this stuff now. But better late than never? Stick a ringpop in it. See your lovely or horrid faces out. Gitchyo photo made!

Not Yourself Tonight Christina? Obviously.

Good lord. Christina. Darling. No. So if you haven't seen Christina Aquilera's new video for "Not Myself Tonight" then I urge you to prepare yourself, because instead what you will find is that Our Lady actually just released a second video for her super-smash hit "Bad Romance." Don't believe me? It's true. Now it may say it's Christina, and it may even sound like Christina, but bitches you put that video on mute and squint just a bit, you would swear it was the second version of the Bathhaus of Gaga. Now I'm not trying to bash that cum-guzzling she-hag of a cuntwoman. Not at all. It's just that I do not appreciate her stepping in territory that she is too old and has-beened to be stepping in without ten inch McQueen spikes on. Imitation is the highest form of flattery though so at least she recognizes that Our Lady is OURS and that if she wants us, she must follow Gaga's lead. Next time perhaps not so closely. Please keep 12 feet away from the muse at all times Christina. Now let's just look a few stills I have here to get my point across shall we?


Think that's not so bad? Just wait.


My what lovely sunglasses you have.


Look at you. Burning shit. What. a. bad. bitch.


MmmMmm Honey Bee. For shame Honey Bee Dos.


Oh hell naw. 

And that's just a taste. Whatever. I'm over it. Go see for yourselves. I refuse to post the actual video on the blog. I'm gonna go and copy another Lady Gaga dance to do at Icon tonight. It's okay for me to blatantly copy her. I'm a fag. We have copyright permissions from her by birth.


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Drunk Bitch of the Week: TheFierce StopLady Jaja

Stop breaking my fucking wine glasses bitch. Can't have the wine wednesday YOU conceived without fucking wine glasses. Thanks to all who made it to wine wednesdays this semester. Can't wait to pick back up at me and the Whoremouse's new place. . . in a van down by the river. So classy.

Gen & Juice Recap: Week 9

It's back! I've finally returned with the review of Tuesday night's most skip-skoppin' party in T-Town -- Gen & Juice. One difference here though ladies. We are no longer tearing down the Brickhouse. Oh no. We've moved on to our OWN home! I present to you Icon! It's the T's newest DANCE bar right here on the home turf. Located pretty close to the corner of University and Greensborough, Icon will be presenting Gen & Juice regularly on Tuesdays as well as the triumphant return of the G-SPOT! Yes. You just can't keep a bad bitch down. Kyle Inc. is proud to open up the doors of Icon to all you jiggety-hipped queens and you no longer necessarily have to cart down to that nastyass Quest for your dance fix. Now don't screw this up faggots. This is a real opportunity. We have been making amazing progress for gay identity and visibilty in this town and this is a milestone. Support it! Bars thrive on the people who frequent it and the atmosphere that YOU create. In other words, all you bitches better be at Icon for the Grand Opening this Friday, the 23rd, for the G-SPOT hosted by the AngelGoddess Genesis. Featured guest performer will be none other than Gaga's Asian Invasion, the fierce Regine Phillips as well as hometown heroines Bambi Kira and Serenity. Showtime at 11. RSVP here on Facebook now! Other than that, let's get back to your regularly scheduled Gen & Juice recap.

Genesis, Bambi Kira, and Serenity

You always have to stick around long enough for those $1 shots to make their rounds through folkses circulatory systems. That's when the night really begins.


If you see the CQ out with camera in hand, grab me for a photo to get on here. 



So I will see you all Friday night at Icon where Traditions was once located. Check back here for your OutAbout to see what all went down or see your own face getting tragic on the dance floor. By the by, last night was also Tee-Time. 'Twas my first time designing, sewing, and showing a collection and as soon as I round up some photos (since I was too stressed to snap any) I will present to you the amazing work of Mr. William Bradley and Travis Mackey Designs as well as the work of the Queer's alter-ego, KiDD KRAV! See you soon bitches.


Over and Out,
CampusQueer

Out and About: Gayin' it Forward with Guerillas and Sheridan Blows a Circuit

This past Friday evening, Misster Mackey and your Queer had the marvelous, enchanting, and bewildering opportunity to be invited to a party unlike any other - a theatre folk party. Yes, those who amaze us, entertain us, and make us hee-fuckin-haw in that ole Allen Bales for Guerilla Theatre and much more were our company for the evening and I'm obsessed. It's like meeting people you've always seen on reality shows and wanted to party with in real life. I mean we even had an impromptu rave thanks to Sheridan Grant's gracious gift of glowsticks. Not only are they incredibly talented, they are also the most open and fun-loving people. And they drink. Alot. But I ended up passed out in the floor so I guess I just fit in like family don't I?? Some bitch was puking in Glenn's bathroom by midnight and she was from Samford. So Glenn took a photo of her hotmess right there in upstage right. She's from Samford so who cares. If you have never been to Guerilla Theatre, it is an ABSOLUTE must! It happens once a month here on campus at Allen Bales at 11pm. Just keep tabs on the CQ Facebook because I always let you know when it's going on so you can join. I cannot wait for my chance to party with these cool kids again.







Now Saturday night was a bit of a different story. Pink Box Burlesque hosted the Butch and Nancy Variety Show to benefit the Eliot Jackson Jones memorial scholarship. The good news is they met capacity which means they raised the maximum profit from the slighty steep door cover. At least it went to a great cause. That's what I kept telling my gay self. My mother, Sheridan Grant was the absolute highlight of the night, coming out of retirement for a hot count to support the cause. J. Burford and Jazz F. also had excellent spoken words to share. That's about where my good comments end. I do commend the troupe for doing this show in support of us though, so I keep the rest of my comments to myself. I wouldn't be as bitter if it weren't their little cunt of a backstage manager who sassed Misster Mackey and the Queer on separate occasions. She is evil and must be destroyed. Where was I? Whatever. We raised alot of money and Sheridan was fabulous. There you go.



Over and Out,
CampusQueer